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• The Swenson Detour
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• I still haven't perfected a method of cloning, I keep getting the same loyal army of mutants, when I am going for an army of Andy Richters

Some people know me as Tristan Tandberg. I am a fourth year accounting major attending the University of Minnesota Duluth, who resides at 1425 W 19 th St and whose social security number and bank pin are 484-13-1556 and 1234 respectively. But a lot of people don’t know that I like cartoons. When I am not doing accounting homework or giving out personal financial information, I am usually watching cartoons.

1. Cowboy Bebop

2. Family Guy

3. Simpsons

4. Far Side

5. BATMAN

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UMD Swenson Science Building Detour Jokes

• Ya the Swenson detour is pretty long. One day when I was on my way to class, I found someone in the corner suffering from exhaustion. I would have helped him but I was late for class.

• The Swenson Detour wasn’t so bad until the administration banned the use of camels.

• Yes, thanks to new sweeping UMD legislation the Swenson detour now counts as two study abroad credits.

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