Archeologists discover Fat Joe used a T-Mobile phone as a kid-3 hours ago
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ST. PETER'S WEEKLEY
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by DAVE MEEKS
According to T-mobile commercials 20 years ago Fat Joe talked on a cell phone that wasn’t invented and was provided service from a company that didn’t exist. In the commercial those two assumptions combined with the right people at the right time and launched Fat Joe into fame….There is no way that is how it went down. Fat Joe grew up in the ghetto at a time when only rich people could afford cell phones. When Fat Joe was a kid cell phone service cost $300 a month. At the same time donuts cost a dime. What do you think Fat Joe bought? Fat Joe didn’t even have a light bright growing up let alone a cell phone. Back then if Fat Joe wanted to play light bright he would have to go next door and play with his 17 year old neighbors light bright, and it would be a real drag because all the neighbor liked to do is make unicorns with his light bright.
"Where you at?” why does Fat Joe say that? I took the liberty of recording a few of Fat Joe's conversations to see what happens when the cameras stop rolling.
Conversation 1
Fat Joe: “Where you at?”
Guy1: “Ow I’m at on fifth and fourth ‘bout to step into the club with my girl”
Fat Joe: “Hey can you pick me up a sack at White Castle”
Guy1: “….Sure I guess, it’s still early”
Conversation 2
Guy2: “Dominos Pizza. How can I"
Fat Joe: “Where you at?”
Guy2: “.......how can I take you order”
Fat Joe: “Sup, can I have 14 orders of Cinnamon sticks”
Guy2: “do you want any pop with that”
Fat Joe: "Naw, I already got a bunch coming over from KFC"
Conversation 3
Girl: “Hi, thanks for calling it’s just lunch, would you
Fat Joe: “Where you at?”
Girl: “...umm would you like to be set up with a lunch date."
Fat Joe: Date?? I ain’t want no date I’m married, I thought this was called it’s just lunch.
So as you can see the reality of T-mobile doesn't live up to the fantasy.