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Britney’s Presidential Blog |
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April 13th, 2009 |
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Girls---
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Lambda Mu Mu boys… at least they’re like… smart and stuff. Too bad looks ARE everything... |
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April 10th, 2009 |
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OK, Lacey ( who is my new BFFAF) said thank you for the poll so I forgive you all for not being there for me!! OK, now let’s move on to RUSH, we should probably make sure to party with the Beta Iota Kappa boys because everyone knows they’re the hottest and coolest frat… and of course they’re all my best friends! They told me all about the guys they’re trying to rush, and they all seem like they’ll be really cool. I’m super excited for more pledges so we can all have more friends!! By the way, dues are due at the next sorority meeting. They’re $500 a girl per semester, so don’t be late or you can’t hang out with the girls for the next three events! |
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That’s me and Lacey, she’s just ALWAYS there for me when I need her! I couldn’t ask for a better BFFAF!!!! |
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April 9th, 2009 |
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Ladies… it’s now been a week. I finally went to school after mourning my break up for all this time and I don’t even know if you guys realized I was gone! When Kristal asked why my eyes were so puffy, I just said Brad… she didn’t even know what I was talking about! Is anyone even reading this thing? I know a couple people are or I wouldn’t have gotten 5 votes from the recent fun poll… Oh well, you’re my sisters right? And maybe my comments aren’t working, I haven’t gotten any... |
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I was SSOOOOOO sad last week…. I guess everyone just wanted me to look goo din public so that’s why they didn’t ask about it. .. |
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April 2nd, 2009 |
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Poll Results Most Popularest - Britney Most Hottest - Britney Most Stylish - Britney Most Wanted - Britney Most Smartest - Lacey? (who the hell is lacey?) I’d like to say I put these results up because I care about you girls and I don’t want you to have to wait to know who won, it took me a LONG time to figure out the winners with percentages and everything and I JUST got out of a MONTH LONG relationship with the LOVE OF MY LIFE!! Oh well, it took my mind off things for a few hours…see you when you all get here to cheer me up… |
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Seriously though, who is Lacey? Is she a Delta? I can’t imagine she matters much if she isn’t my friend.. Because EVERYONE is my friend… right?! |
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April 2nd, 2009 |
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OH MY GOD GIRLS! BRAD DUMPED ME! :( :( I need you all now more than ever, this is the hardest day of my life. He told me I wasn’t INTELLIGENT enough for him! Can you believe it? He also told me I gave him cold sores… I don’t even know what cold sores ARE! Oh girls…. I need support. I wish I had some ice cream and maybe a chick flick but most of all just the love and support of my adoring sisters. Hopefully I’ll see you soon…. I bet this will be the talk of the whole Greek system for WEEKS! |
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This is the picture I took of myself so you all know just how sad I am… my heart is BROKEN!!!! |
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March 29th, 2009 |
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Looking ahead to rush, we NEED to get the most pledges this semester. Remember, if a fat, dirty, ugly, slutty or otherwise non-delta-material type girl comes up to you, just tell her she’s not Delta material, and she’d do much better by going to the Kappa Phi Theta house. Those girls will take anyone. We need to keep up our image as the HOT sorority, so the boys will keep coming. Don’t forget, no sweatpants or ponytails! And I believe I saw Courtney SPIT yesterday! Strep throat makes you NO exception to the rules! |
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Obviously, this girl would never get in… she’s JUST not Delta material…. I hope you get my drift…. |
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March 26th, 2009 |
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OK, I just want to take a quick fun poll from you ladies. If you had to vote one girl as most popular, one girl as hottest, one girl that all the boys wanted the most, one girl who is the smartest, and one girl who has the best style who would you vote into those places? Remember they can be the same girl if you want. The results will be posted when I have time to count all the votes. Also, everybody remember to practice the Greek Alphabet so we can ALL be the smartest Deltas! |
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Here’s a reminder of the greek alphabet with the instructions on how to pronounce all the letters. |
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March 24th, 2009 |
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Congratulations Deltas!! We won the annual fundraising competition among the sororities. I’ll be keeping the trophy at my house because I attracted the most business to our booth. In a related note, be sure to get checked for oral herpes, I know I don’t have it because I applied chapstick before and after everyone I kissed at the kissing booth, but I didn’t see anyone else taking those expert precautions so you should all think about visiting the nurse with our house mother. Anyway… congrats again ladies! Be sure to tell everyone how successful we were! |
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Kissing booths are so much fun! I really hope none of you girls got any oral diseases! Next time try chapstick! Like ME! |
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March 20th, 2009 |
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Hi again, just a reminder to some of our girls, there is no drinking while wearing our letters, there is also no swearing, spitting, farting, having messy hair, not wearing makeup, sitting with your legs crossed, wearing sweatpants or other casual clothes or talking to ugly people while representing our sorority. Remember ladies, take pride in being a Delta Delta Delta! You’ll never get the male attention that I get by coming to school with your hair in a simple old ponytail! I shudder to think of what would happen to our sorority if any of us even owned sweatpants. |
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Poor B-Spears, her life fell apart because she let her appearance suffer. Don’t let this happen to you! |
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March 16th, 2009 |
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Hi everyone! Britney here, welcome to my presidential Delta Delta Delta blog! As your president, I’ll be running the show as usual, so if you have any questions or need anything at all or want to tell me how great of a job I’m doing just feel free to contact me. J I’ll try to add a short, easy to read entry whenever I feel something is important enough to be addressed, but be sure to check back every week for an update of what’s going on in the Greek system! |
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Here’s ME with some of my favorite HOTTIES! Umm… Brad? And Joe? Anyway they really liked me!! |