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          o Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
          o Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
          o Drunk gets nine months in violin case
          o Iraqi head seeks arms
          o Stud tires out
          o British left waffles on Falkland Islands
          o Eye drops off shelf
          o Teacher strikes idle kids
          o Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
          o Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
          o Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
          o Squad helps dog bite victim
          o Miners refuse to work after death
          o Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
          o Stolen painting found by tree
          o Two soviet ships collide, one dies
          o 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
          o Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
          o Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
          o Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
          o Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
          o Congress to Grill Beef Producer CEOs