Student Humor
(Who says UMD students lack creativity?)

Students were asked: "If this class were an animal, what kind of animal would it be and why?" Below are my favorite 5 answers.

 

"If this class were an animal, it would probably be some kind of bird, maybe a seagull. They wake up early in the morning when all you want to do is sleep and make all sorts of annoying noises that make you want to grab the first gun at you disposal and shoot them to put them out of their misery. Then, you're having a good day, walking along all happy, and one craps on you (much like your extremely hard tests)."

Comment: There were several "bird" answers, because the class started at 8am. This, however, was far and above the best.
"If this class was an animal, I'd say that it would be a snake paying dead. Here you are, walking in the grass or desert and you see a huge rattlesnake lying there. You look it over carefully and the second you turn you back or stop paying attention it bites you in the ass."

"I think this class would have been a bear. Two reasons, one because it was a bear to get up in the morning to come to the class, and two, because it just about ripped me limb from limb."

Comment: I'm starting to sense a trend in the answers here.

"If this class was an animal it would be a monkey. Friendly and possibly interactive until you throw it through a loop (such as a test) or demand too much. Then the monkey gets angry and starts flinging poop. The end result? Bullshit on every exam."

Comment: Wouldn't that be "monkey poop" on every exam?

"An ugly one."

Comment: Ya gotta like the conciseness of this answer! The pic was lifted off the net, and these ugly creatures are supposedly "blob sculpin," or Psychrolutes phrictus.