Roster
 
Name
Height
Weight
Position
Major
Years Played
Scott "BRB" Bader *President*
6'0''
160lbs
Flyhalf
Accounting/ Finance
3 years
Kyle "Big Al" Skugrud
5'11''
185lbs
Flanker
Business
1 year
Chris "Boo Boo" Ploenzke
5'8''
190 lbs
Loose Forward
Pharmacy
4 years
Greg "Bucket" Gowan
6'0''
200lbs
Forward
Criminology
1 year
Greg "Burgundy" Dutton *Match Secretary*
6'1''
190lbs
Inside Center
Sociology
4 years
Taylor "Casper the CDG" Schnell *Captain*
5'10''
160lbs
Fullback/Scrum
Chemical Engineering
8 years
Christian "Knuckles" Hille
5'11''
180lbs
Outside Center
Business
2 years
Aaron "Gary" Klinnert *Vice President*
5'11''
180lbs
Hooker
Environmental Science
3 years
Graham "The Transfer: Harriman
6'6''
230lbs
Lock
Secondary Education
2 years
Nathanial "Jaws" Thompson
5'10''
168lbs
Back
Computer Science
2 years
Joe "TBA" Marvin
5'8''
205lbs
Prop
Bio Chemistry
1 year

John "Big John, Juicy" Sauber *Tech Manager*
6'3''
260lbs
Prop
Mechanical Engineering
4 years
Peter "Nipples" Tomczik
5'9''
165lbs
Wing
Undecided
1 year
Sam "TBD" Scheller
6'1''
150lbs
Back
Communication
1 year

Dan "Spitz" Jerde
6'0''
210lbs
Forward
Business
2 years

Tyler "Sponge Bob" Carlson
6'1''
200lbs
Forward
Economics
1 year
Erik "Sticks" Skinner
5'9''
155lbs
Back
Pyschology
2 years
Steven "Beck, Chet" Sundquist

6'0'''
175lbs
Loose Forward
Statistics
6 years
Dylan "Tight Ass" Brandt
6'0''
195lbs
Flanker
Geography
4 years
Mike "Buttard" Zarns
6'1''
245lbs
Prop
Marketing
3 years
Tyler "Redman" Vietanen
6'3''
220lbs
Lock
Undecided
1 year