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Name:
Cullen Schmitt |
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Nickname:
Osama Bin Cullen, Cully Bear, Cullio, LL Cull J,
Stonewall (broomball) |
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Age: 24 |
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Status:
He's Currently Taken (sorry ladies) |
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Job: Cullen is
currently a National Terrorist ( <----- see
photo) |
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Website:
Click here
to see Cullen's site |
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MSN (hotmail):
Unknown |
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AOL IM Screenname:
schm0246 |
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Mothers name:
Jorge |
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Pets:
A single Donkey named Pedro |
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Average BM Volume:
.471 ft^3 |
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Friends: Dan,
Chad, Nate, Ramsey, Elmer Fudd, Insane Muslim
Radicals |
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Arch-Enemies: Bugs
Bunny, Daffy Duck, President Bush, Little
Bo-Peep |
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Famous
Quotes: - "I got my butt kicked by a
merry-go-round once."
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"IT'S WABBIT SEASON"
- "That's when my deep hate
developed for Geese"
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*BANG, BANG, BANG* "I HATE YOU GEESE, I HATE YOU.
I'll get you sooner or later. You may have
escaped
but the war is far from over. I will get my day of
vengeance...you'll see, YOU'LL SEE!" |
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Goal in Life: Getting that Wascally Wabbit! |
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Biggest Accomplishment: Making an Elderly
woman cry by telling her that she is 'screwed' cause she
doesn't have a keyboard with the 'anykey' on it. |
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True Confessions:
"It was me...IT WAS ME...Dan and I were the ones who put
the stump behind her car." *Cullen begins to sob*
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Photography from the vaults of the FBI) |
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Hobbies: Hunting ducks, working graveyard shift,
hunting geese, smelling the butts of dogs, hunting deer,
letting dogs smell his butt, hunting the elusive white
tail hippo, being Mondo-Romantic! |
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Future Dream:
Herding Pygmy Goats in the Highlands of Tazmania, while
drinking margaritas and forming a posse of one-eyed
lumberjacks. |
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Contact me with
more quotes or information on Cullen to complete this
profile. |
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