Name: Mike Jechorek Nickname:  Lil' Mike, Toast Boy, Paranoid dude across from Nils, Nils's Toothpick Target, Belch Champion of the world, Special Mikey, Redundant Mike Age: 21 Status:  He's got a Woman, and quite a woman she is Job: Toast Expert and current toast eating champion of the world! Website: Click here to see Lil' Mikey's site MSN (hotmail): If he ever figures it out I'll let you know AOL IM Screenname: Wingshack10 Sisters names: We don't need to know...all we need to know is that both are cute! *wink* (Psst...His mom is too) Pets:  Forget Pets...He's got Frankosky! Favorite Toast toppings: Peanut Butter, Jelly, Butter, Nothing, Ketchup, Ice Cream, Fish Guts, etc (Seriously, if it's bread and it's toasted Mikey will eat it with anything) Friends: Nils, Frankosky....hmmm...well that's it and I had to beg Frankosky to put him on the list Arch-Enemies: Poison Ivy (Arch-plant), Flying-Toothpick-Shooter-man, The dude that scored the only point in the championship game of floor hockey back in Spring 2003!
Famous Quotes:  - "YAY TOAST....FRENCH TOAST"       - *Mike wakes up shaking* "Ahhhhh, Earthquake, EARTHQUAKE!!! HELP!!!"..."Nils, you idiot.  Get off me.  You and your tremors"      - "Holla"     -    "Tasty"    -    "OH...K!!"      - "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllch"      - "Hehe...I farted in church again!"      - "Nils eats poop"      - "I Like toast, peanut butter toast, buttered toast, french toast, cajun toast, toast Gumbo, Toast and carrots, BBQed toast, pizza toast, garlic toast...."  (A scene from Mikey Gump)
Goal in Life: Invention and patent of the 16 slot toaster...as mikey would say "The toaster that toasts your loaf"   In fact Mikey says it's the 'loaf' (love) of his life.                  Don't worry mikey, we won't let Ginny know!
Biggest Accomplishment:  Eating a loaf of bread (turned into toast) in under 7 minutes.
True Confessions: "I hide my vanilla coke in my sweater drawer, Koz could steal it real easy if Nils showed him how to enter the attic space, push open my drawers and grab sodas from the bottom dresser drawer.  We'll just thank God that this information never falls into the hands of Koz."
Hobbies: Dodging Toothpicks, Eating Toast, Recieving puppy hugs, eating french toast, going through Nils Paranoia, Going through Nils Paranoia while eating Toast, Leaving really lame away messages, Going through Nils paranoia while eating toast and leaving really lame away messages (he did leave one once)
Future Dream: Lifetime involvement in the Kirby Program Board.  Mike will soon have seniority power over the group, deeming a superpower dictator.  Mikey will institute programs that only involve toast.  Toast Comics, Toast musicians (that play the toast song), toast Bingo, and movies that involve the greatest invention since sliced bread ---- Toasted sliced bread (Mike believes this is the next step in Breads evolutionary chain.
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