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Name:
The Big Frankosky |
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Nickname:
Elmo's Special Friend, Hottie McHottie, The
Ladies Man, Tall M..., Most Wanted Man at UMD,
The Latin Butterfly |
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Age: 23 |
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Status:
Filled black book but email me, I can get you in |
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Job: Currently
tests Hot sauce to rank on the Big M Hotness
scale (Please note the glowing hot sauce Big M is
currently selling <--- ) |
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Website:
Click here
to see Franksky's site |
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MSN (hotmail):
Top Secret information (it'll cost ya $10) |
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AOL IM Screenname:
Classified |
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Father's name:
Clint Eastwood |
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Pets:
His Apple G5 |
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M Hotness
Scale
(1-10): "I'm really the only perfect ten,
but I've found some hot sauces that have made it
to 9!" |
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Friends: Nils,
Jechorek, Dave, Jeremy, Russ, Seth, Koz,
Allison, Suzanne, Arnold!,
Dirty Harry, 3
of the 4 teletubbies |
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Arch-Enemies:
Blues Clues, The 'Got Milk' Advertisers, The
other Teletubbie |
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Famous
Quotes: - "Go Away Elmo...Go Away...Leave me
alone *laugh, laugh, giggle*...LEAVE...oh
Crap....*giggle, giggle*...Elmo, get out of my bed!"
- *Big M hits head on Kitchen Chandelier "OUCH, Crap!
I hate that thing!"
- "Hello, my name is Big M and I'm running
for office. Please vote for me on election day as
the most wanted man at UMD....Oh, and How you doin'
ladies?"
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"Nils, I must say that you are the man. How do you
stay so good looking, so suave, and so radiant.
Clint Eastwood use to be my hero...but now you are!
Let me study under your tutiledge"
- "You don't have to go to Hell to get Hot Sauce!"
(M's stand out line...comparable to 'Make my day' and
'I'll be back'" |
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Goal in Life: Developing Ms Hotty-hot sauce...A
perfect 10 on the Big M Hotness scale.
Big M believes that if we can encapsulate the qualities
of himself, then we'll finally have the hottest sauce in
the universe...I guess we'll see. |
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Biggest Accomplishment: Cooking Minute Rice
in 56 seconds...Big M is currently taking Kraft to court
in order to change the name to the new record of 56
seconds. Look for 56 second rice in your local
grocer! |
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True Confessions:
"I must admit, I have a deep passion for Elmo. A
love if you'd say. Who couldn't love a ticklish
red mini-beast. But Alas, my parents believe I
need more in my love life beyond a puppet." |
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Hobbies: Computer graphics, humping legs,
watching Dirty Harry, Impersonating Arnold, Shooting
guns while eating hamburgers (amazing but true),
Tickling Elmo, DC kitchen duty |
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Future Dream:
Graduate!
(We're all cheering for you buddy) |
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Contact me with
more quotes or information on Big M to complete this
profile. |
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