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****Mikey on B-words
ElCabraVerde:
Hey
Mikey...here comes one of my lame questions that I've
pondered ever since we met. I know you'll think I'm crazy
and if you feel it's tooo private, feel free not to
share...but I was wondering about something. If you had two
favorite 'B' words, what would they be? (PS...if you want
them to have a special meaning for our relationship that is
a plus)
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
Bed & Breakfast...
ElCabraVerde:
I got
it *wink* you are so special...you picked the 2 B words I
was thinking of
ElCabraVerde:
*nils
enters in his dreamy, starry eyed gaze out into space as he
thinks of mikey in a tutu sprinkling fairy dust and
waterballoons on the world below him* Ahhhhh, life is
perfect
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****Mikey on
Being Stronger
ElCabraVerde:
How
about this KNIFE in the chest!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger....
ElCabraVerde:
Yeah
whatever...you'll be dead strong....and your brain cells
will be too
ElCabraVerde:
Question: Would a swarm of killer bees in your room make you
stronger?
ElCabraVerde:
What
about a cheese log? Personally I don't think it makes me
stronger...just gassy
ElCabraVerde:
What if
I threw a grain of sand at you, and lets just say you didn't
die from it...do you feel stronger?
ElCabraVerde:
what
about when I came in your room and 'tremored' you? Are you
stronger????
ElCabraVerde:
Maybe
spinach would make you stronger
ElCabraVerde:
it did
for popeye
ElCabraVerde:
What
about the weight room, Does that make you stronger?
ElCabraVerde:
Dang,
that one actually does
ElCabraVerde:
Well,
what about Jesus?
ElCabraVerde:
Yeah
him too....I think I lost my touch
ElCabraVerde:
BRUSSEL
SPROUTS?
ElCabraVerde:
DAMN
NUTRIENTS
ElCabraVerde:
Wait...I got one
ElCabraVerde:
What
about Brussel sprouts with no nutrients and they have a
creamy frosting full of fat and carbs?
ElCabraVerde:
Yeah,
that won't help!
ElCabraVerde:
so
there
ElCabraVerde:
are you
ignoring me?
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***Mikey on Cereal
ElCabraVerde:
I'm
eating Cereal Mikey, CEREAL. It's the best time of the day!
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
Crunch time...
ElCabraVerde:
Yeah,
Crunch time would be right
ElCabraVerde:
You
always are so quick to respond
ElCabraVerde:
I'm
glad I have a friend like you who can, with the blink of an
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***Mikey on Coffee
ElCabraVerde:
Hot and
salty nuts for sale. Hey buddy, how about you try my nuts in
your mouth...they're hot and salty. Cheap, really cheap.
come on buddy, help me out and try my nuts
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
IF YOU LIKE COFFEE AND WOULD LIKE TO BUY IT FROM ME, PLEASE
LET ME KNOW!! IT'S REALLY CHEAP AND THERE'S TONS OF
FLAVORS!!!
PLEASE HELP ME!!!
ElCabraVerde:
oh,
trying to turn it on me
ElCabraVerde:
I see
how it is
ElCabraVerde:
well,
no nuts...no coffee
ElCabraVerde:
All
coffee does is get me all jittery
ElCabraVerde:
hey,
did I tell you how nuts are Atkins friendly!
ElCabraVerde:
well,
you let me know
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**Mikey on Comebacks
ElCabraVerde:
MIkey,
you are weird!
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
Nils, you're so random...!
ElCabraVerde:
YEAH,
YEAH
ElCabraVerde:
is that
your best comeback
ElCabraVerde:
bring
it!
ElCabraVerde:
Bring
it boy
ElCabraVerde:
I got
10 straws and enough ammo to put you and your comebacks out
of their misery
ElCabraVerde:
All I
do with my time is target practice
ElCabraVerde:
You're
a goner, A GONER
ElCabraVerde:
I love
you
ElCabraVerde:
I hate
this love/hate relationship we have
ElCabraVerde:
it's so
confusing
ElCabraVerde:
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do I hate the
man I love
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**Mikey on Culpepper
ElCabraVerde:
I
wonder what Culpepper is thinking right now?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
Uh-oh...
ElCabraVerde:
I agree
ElCabraVerde:
the
Vikings are screwed
ElCabraVerde:
HAHAHAHAHA
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*****Mikey on Farting in Church
ElCabraVerde:
Ok...here's a pondering quesiton...Yes I'm back to these
things all over again. Ok, here it is. If, by chance you
stumbled across a old can of beans but it wasn't just any
old can of beans, there happen to be a 'fart genie' inside.
Lets say you open this can and the fart genie gives you one
wish, but that wish states that you must make a wish to fart
anywhere you want. If you had this opportunity of a
lifetime, where would you fart? This is hypothetical, so you
can pick absolutely anywhere...
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
church...
ElCabraVerde:
Church...hmmmm...God might take offense
ElCabraVerde:
I
suppose farting is just a natural process...in fact every
church has it's own pew, I suppose it's normal for you to
have a desire to add your own. And with the help of a 'fart
genie' your dreams can come true. Good luck in your dream, I
salute you.
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*****Mikey on Godzilla Eating
ElCabraVerde:
Mikey,
What do you think Godzilla was thinking when he ripped open
the streets of Tokyo and ate the little trains beneath the
roads? I understand this is hypothetical, but really try to
put yourself in the shoes of this giant creature and the
environment of the big city with little people moving their
lips yet talking seconds later...Be Him and really
discover...no undertake the meaning of his life...What was
going through his peanut-brain as he ate those trolleys?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
Hmm....Subway is pretty tasty...
ElCabraVerde:
you
know what...I couldn't have said it any better Mikey
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****Mikey on Hitting me
ElCabraVerde:
If I
was a clock, what would you do to me?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
Dreaming about hitting that snooze button...
ElCabraVerde:
HEY
buddy, what exactly is the snooze button
ElCabraVerde:
cause
if it's my twig and berries then I'm pissed
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**Mikey on Hot Dates
ElCabraVerde:
Mikey,
what do you call a heated shriveled prune?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
HOT Date, errands, and hw...
ElCabraVerde:
hey
buddy, you get one choice
ElCabraVerde:
ok,
I'll let you have your first one
ElCabraVerde:
you're
right
ElCabraVerde:
Damn
you and your brains
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****Mikey on Music
ElCabraVerde:
I once
heard a song "inagottadavita". Do you know any other great
oldies that have such a long name?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
gottalovethehomework
ElCabraVerde:
hmmmm...haven't
heard it but it sounds like it sucks
ElCabraVerde:
enjoy
listening to your devil music
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****Mikey on Pondering
ElCabraVerde:
Mikey,
Here's something to ponder. If you had the choice to Do all
your homework NOW, or recieve a million dollars
tomorrow...what would you do?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
I
gotta do this homework sometime...tomorrow is not an
option...
ElCabraVerde:
whew
ElCabraVerde:
you are
dedicated
ElCabraVerde:
I would
have taken the million
ElCabraVerde:
and
retired
ElCabraVerde:
but,
you have fun with your homework games
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**Mikey on Snakes
ElCabraVerde:
Ok...heres'
the situation. It's a slithery one. See, I was walking home
the other day and I happen to find a bunch of
snakes....slithery, scaley snakes. Anyway, I have triplets
of baby snakes now that I keep under my parents bed. What do
you think I should name them?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
S, S and S....
ElCabraVerde:
YEAH
ElCabraVerde:
they
keep making that sound...maybe I should name them S's
ElCabraVerde:
plus
it's not confusing to me
ElCabraVerde:
I just
have to remember one letter for all three, it's not
complicated like remembering 5 letters such as K, I, E, M,
and Y. What fool would do that?
ElCabraVerde:
You are
the best Mikey
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****Mikey on the Sandman (18+ eyes
only)
ElCabraVerde:
Say for
instance, you were making out with a make believe
character....The Easter Bunny, Nah...how about the tooth
fairy, Nope she's got those crazy wings...maybe some elves
from santa's toy factory, bad idea since you'd have to fly
them down and that could be expensive...I KNOW, the sandman
(he's already there every night). Well, you are making out
with the sandman. Everything is peachy until the most crazy
thing happens. Now this is where I need your imaginative
powers to be at work. Tell me: What would be the craziest,
sickest thing that could happen?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
The Sandman cometh...
ElCabraVerde:
Yep...Dude I totally agree
ElCabraVerde:
not
only would it be uncalled for but incredibly gross
ElCabraVerde:
you win
with a response like that
ElCabraVerde:
I
actually don't think this will make a good story, I think
I'll just throw the idea out...but thanks for making me
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***Mikey on Crazy Minnesotans
ElCabraVerde:
Hey
Mikey...What does a crazy minnesotan yell on a cold day? I'm
thinking we have one in Wisconsin right now behind my house.
Do you know what they yell?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
I
GOT MY CAR STARTED! I GOT MY CAR STARTED! YAAAY!
ElCabraVerde:
Yeah,
I'm calling the cops now
ElCabraVerde:
thanks
mikey |
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***Mikey on Yo-Yo's
ElCabraVerde:
Hey
Mikey...I got another question. What are those toys with the
round thing at the end that move up and down a string...Dang
it...It's at the tip of my tongue. It's a Yo something...do
you know what it is?
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
Yo-
ElCabraVerde:
oh yeah
ElCabraVerde:
thanks
man
ElCabraVerde:
you are
always so helpful
ElCabraVerde:
*hug*
to the best ex-roommate ever that I used to shoot sandwich
toothpicks at |
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*****Mikey on Being a Woman
ElCabraVerde:
soon, you'll be the man just like I am
Wingshack10:
lol
Wingshack10:
uh huh..sure
ElCabraVerde:
you don't want to be the man?
Wingshack10:
no
Wingshack10:
I wanna be the Woman...she's 2 steps ahead of the man
ElCabraVerde:
that's cause she's testing the area for land mines and booby
traps
Wingshack10:
lol
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***Mikey on Earthquakes (slightly
edited)
ElCabraVerde:
Hey
Mikey, Remember that fateful morning when you moved into our
lovely abode. You looked so peaceful as you napped in your
bed. That's when I decided to jump on you and shake, giving
you a laughable and fun TREMOR.
Auto response
from Wingshack10:
I
didn't know there were earthquakes in Duluth......
ElCabraVerde:
Ah, yes
yes...an earthquake...only when I'm in Duluth
ElCabraVerde:
This
Earthquake is heading your way friday!
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*****Mikey on Alien Being Tests
ElCabraVerde:
MIKEY!!!!
HELP...I'm hiding under my computer desk. Apparently these
Outer Space Gangstas wanna take me up for some tests I
signed up for as a freshmen in college. It was a fast $10 on
the spot. Some Twit must have given away my info. I left
those alien thugs a note on my door, I hope it confuses
them...it says "Gone to Uranus for the winter...be back in
June ~Nils"........Wait, a note just slid under the door *nils
picks it up and reads it* Oh man...the notes says "We wanna
go to Your Anus too" so I slide a note under the door back
to them that stated "You idiot aliens, you spelled Uranus
wrong." *another note slides under the door* Hmmmm, they
say, "No we didn't"
Crap! Dude, what do I do? Do you know anything about this?
Auto response
from Wingshack10:
Aliens came to the house last night looking to abduct
someone for their experiments. I told them that Nils wasn't
here anymore and that he would be a finer specimen...
So I gave them directions to Ashland...
I don't know what it was, but they were carrying a long
tube-like wand. I think it was for one of the tests for
Nils...
I don't know why, but they were chuckling as they left to go
find him...
ElCabraVerde:
YOU
HAIRY TOAD!!!!! I knew you had a vendetta against me. You
and those sissy tights you always paraded in around the
house
ElCabraVerde:
I'm
going to slide a note to them again with a picture of you
and tell them that you fooled them!!!! HAHA
ElCabraVerde:
(PS...*applause, applause* good job on the away message,
maybe you have hope of not being so bland with them. We need
to teach other friends the art of writing good away
messages) |
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****Mikey on Belly Slaps
ElCabraVerde:
Mikey,
Know what's wronger than wrong?
Auto response
from Wingshack10:
I CAN DO THE HAPPY SLAP ON MY BELLY BUTTON! YAY! :-D
ElCabraVerde:
Wow,
that beat my idea of spreading peanut butter on the butt of
my dog and watching it run in circles to lick itself |
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***Mikey on Nils Flexing
ElCabraVerde:
*Nils
flexes his pipes*
Auto
response from Wingshack10:
wow...
ElCabraVerde:
thank
you, thank you very much
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****Mikey on future child
ElCabraVerde:
you
should name your first kid, Headache...Then you could say
you have a headache, but really it's your son
Auto response
from Wingshack10:
Headache? I have a headache? wow...that's odd...
ElCabraVerde:
You
idiot, you don't have a headache yet
ElCabraVerde:
but
yes...it would be odd
ElCabraVerde:
who
would name their kid headache
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****Mikey on Being Submissive
ElCabraVerde:
I
demand that you laugh like a silly little girl
Auto response
from Wingshack10:
*hehehehe*
ElCabraVerde:
You are
so submissive
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****Mikey on Hating Leprechauns
ElCabraVerde:
Yo
buddy, I've always thought of you as a good friend but I've
been having nightmares involving you and tiny midget
leprechauns. See,this is how it starts: a tiny leprechaun is
out in the field and he's chillin out, watering the flowers,
skipping around, and sipping his gigantic glass of lemonade.
His friend joins him and they start playing leprechaun games
(not like reindeer games, totally different). All of a
sudden a Mikey (that's you) with giant ram horns jumps out
of a patch of willows and catches them in net. They scream.
Then mikey proceeds to torture them through tickling, wet
willies, and the dreaded credit card swipes. Then he did the
worst thing of all; he drank all their lemonade. TERRIBLE, I
was crying when I awoke. It seemed so real though. I wonder
if this was real or all a figment of my imagination. Mikey,
am I psychic. Is this true, did you do this to the
leprechauns?
Auto response
from Wingshack10:
yeah...
ElCabraVerde:
YOU
TURD...you are a mean mean midget leprechaun hater
ElCabraVerde:
*nils
squints eyes and furls his brow at Mikey* You'll get your
day of reconing...It will happen; oh yes, it will happen!
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****Mikey on Toads and Women
ElCabraVerde:
hi
mikey. I don't understand women. I'm having a hard time
getting through to them. If I could just start talking to
them, I think I could make a real difference. But instead
they just run as fast as their little legs can take them in
the opposite direction. Wonder why that is...any thoughts on
the subject?
Auto response
from Wingshack10:
If I were an ugly toad, my name would be Nils, because just
the name of Nils strikes fear in the hearts of all beautiful
women who know that anyone name Nils could never be their
Prince - Charming...
ElCabraVerde:
oh...*nils
head slumps* Guess I'll go find another toad...let me know
if you see any in your neighborhood
ElCabraVerde:
I like
toads with brown eyes and curly blonde hair...if they where
overalls, all the better but I"m not picky, especially when
they are a toad
ElCabraVerde:
where=wear
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**Mikey on Drunk Phone Calls (this one
is random)
ElCabraVerde:
*nils
is drunk* HIiiiiiii Mike...I LOVE YOU MAN...LOVE, love is so
important. BUnnies like love, there's a lot of bunnies. that
would be so cool if there were a lot of nils's, I need to
procreate. BYE MIKEY
Auto response
from Wingshack10:
Be prepared....if you ever give me a drunk phone call at
2am, be sure that you're gonna get a wake up call at 8am
....
Refer to Herminator4
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****Rachel on saying bye to kids (Mikey
has too many, differentiate!)
ElCabraVerde:
put
ex-lax in their brownies....that's a good bye I'd remember
for the rest of my life
Auto response
from GingerRaquel:
how do i begin to say good-bye to
the kids i have worked with for 2 years???
:-(
ElCabraVerde:
or you
could give them an autographed picture of their favorite
superhero - Nilsman....hmmm, maybe I should work on the
name. I'll autograph them for free though!
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