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Name:
Russ Kramolis |
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Nickname:
Russell Honey, RH, Muscle Russell, A&W Man |
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Age: 24 |
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Status:
Married to Sarah (Thank goodness we got rid of
him) |
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Job: Russ is
currently the National Spokesperson for A&W
Rootbeer..."The Rootbeer of Superheros" ( <----- see
photo) |
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Website:
Click here
to see Russ's site |
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MSN (hotmail):
Unknown |
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AOL IM Screenname:
Still A mystery |
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Mothers name:
Terry "Pipes" Kramolis (Don't mess with her) |
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Pets:
A really really stupid Cat named Kiko (did I say
stupid) |
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Fart Stinkiness
Scale (1-10):
9.99 (quite nearly the most perfect stinky fart
you've ever smelled) |
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Friends: Nils,
Adam, Ed, Andy, Larry, Pepsi-Petz, 7up Grandma,
and Mt. Dew Donny, Best Friend: Al Harris |
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Arch-Enemies:
Fay-go Man, Barq's the dog, Rosie O'Donnell |
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Famous
Quotes: - "Stand back Fay-go man!
This Can is shook up and ready to fire if you
attempt to
pour that in the innocent girls mouth."
- "A&W Rootbeer...the Breakfast of Superheros"
- "Ever beat your monkey
and have it fight back?"
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*Fart* "Hmmmm...ummmmm...hmmmm....Yup, I think I gotta
go wipe." |
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Goal in Life: Build an image in the youth of
today that A&W soda pop helps to build strong bones and
creates superhuman powers that can be unleashed on evil
forces and School Lunchroom Aides. |
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Biggest Accomplishment: Joining Powers with
Pepsi-Petz by using the Fart Force (similar to the Star
Wars Force yet different) and knocking out the evil
Tyler Wickman while partaking in WWF at Grandma's. |
True Confessions:
I must admit....I am whipped. I deny it but ever
since the beginning, Sarah has had me wrapped around her
cute little finger. I pulled the picture from the
chandelier and I drove all the way to Walmart to ask permission to play poker one fateful
night in January cause I'm whipped. I'm a failure to men across the
world, and I'm sorry." *weep, weep, weep*
I think we can forgive you Russ.
-The
men
"Oh, I also am deeply in love with Al
Harris." hmmmm...ok, we hate you
again. -The men |
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Hobbies: Picking cold pennies out of his bed,
Following Orders from Sarah, playing Raquetball, Losing
at Mario Party, Being skunked at Cribbage, Writing Fan
Letters to Al Harris, Pulling down large pictures of Nils from chandeliers
after his woman told him too (Nils is still bitter about
this) |
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Future Dream:
Breeding little A&W men to spread the good word on A&W
Rootbeer and to squish his arch nemisis Evil Fay-go Man....He
plans to breed his new family with his one true love, Albert
"Sweetpea" Harris. |
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