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Name:
Sean Hanson |
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Nickname:
Zorich, Slyder Pilot, Crazy Bears Fan, Chief,
Knuckles O'Hair, Candidate for Insanity, WC
Dictator |
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Age: 24 |
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Status:
One lady, Don't even look or she'll poke your
eyes out! |
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Job: Sean is
currently the Un-official spokesperson for
Whitecastle (like the silly Wend'ys guy on TV,
but sillier...and down your throat) |
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Website:
Click here
to see Sean's site |
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MSN (hotmail):
Microsoft is campaigning against White Castle,
Sean is now boycotting their products...AND SO
SHOULD YOU! |
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AOL IM Screen name:
hansdawg |
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Desired name of
First Child: StoneCold Slyder Hanson |
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Record WC Burgers
in a sitting:
29 & 3 bites (Not quite 30 based on the fact
that Sean removed a pickle from the final
burger) |
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Average Time for a
slyder to 'slide' through: 47.55
minutes |
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Friends: Dan,
Chad, Ramsey, The Hanson Brothers, The friendly
employees of White Castle, Other members of the
White Castle Fan Club, and Saragusa |
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Arch-Enemy:
That damn Arby's oven mitt! |
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Famous
Quotes: - "Crush your enemies, see them
driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the
women."
- "99 is going
to be the year of the Bears. I can feel it!"
- "She Bangs, She Bangs,
Oh baby...when she moves, she moves" (this was either
Sean or Ricky Martin, these days I can hardly tell a
difference)
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"On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm super good."
- "It Burns! It Burns! My tinkerbell, it BURNS!" (Sean
after using the bathroom without washing his hands of
the hot sauce)
- "Live Free or Die"
- "2002 is it. The Bears are going all the way!"
- "I pity the foo who stands down wind!" |
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Goal in Life: To spend the remaining time in his
life instructing his future children on maneuvers,
techniques, and etiquette of eating the infamous White
Castle Burger. Currently he is willing to take a
child or two under his wing that have the potential of
being great White Castle Slyders, but it'll cost the
family millions to receive training from the Great and
Wise Zorich! |
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Biggest Accomplishment: When Sean won the
White Castle eating....oh wait, nevermind. Well,
when Sean eventually does accomplish something, we'll
update this! |
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True Confessions:
Nils: "Sean, What truly is your
record for White Castle Burgers...did you decieve us
about the 30th burger?" Sean (Sean
eyes begin to form tears that roll down his cheeks):
Ok, ok...I admit it. I almost finished it but the
pickle was just too much. The pickle just
sat there on a bed of fresh steamed onions, taunting me
"Bite me Sissy, BITE ME". But alas I wasn't
wearing my He-man underwear and couldn't muster the
strength, I was at my max...I am truly only a 29 burger
and 3 bite slyder. " |
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Hobbies: Taunting puppies at the animal shelter,
Pooping on Viking Memorabilia, Being Irish, Searching
out clean clothes to wear |
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Future Dream:
To wear a complete ensemble of entirely clean clothes,
including a new pair of He-man underwear, while watching
the Bears win (Most likely against the Lions). |
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Contact me with
more quotes or information on Sean to complete this
profile. |
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