<beer quotes

if you are here, you like beer. this is your language.
"Always do sober what you said you'de do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." - Henry Lawson
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- Humphrey Bogart
"Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber through the cahmbers of my brain. Quaintest thoughts and queerest fancies, come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today." - Edgar Allan Poe. "No one can stop the curse. Once it is on, it's unstoppable. You can't beat it." -Les, the neighbor, after cursing the opposition.
"This is a dangerous game. I just drank like 4 beers in 15 minutes." - Megan, after her first time playing beer pong. "You have to pick one cup and focus."
-Jordan, the neighbor