"It's probably better if I do something a little less important," Maggie tried to persuade the well-meaning "gravy aunt."

"Very well, but you should know that gravy is one of Sam's most favorite things in the whole world. I can't imagine him marrying someone who can't make gravy properly." She turned to the stove to the gravy she had already started making.

"Oh, JoAnn, you be quiet. Just because nobody would eat your gravy after it gave us all the runs during Christmas of '86 doesn't mean you should give the poor girl a hard time." The chopping aunt crossed the kitchen, wine glasses and a huge green bottle of screw-top wine in hand.

"Coming through." Two figures clad in black t-shirts and army fatigues darted around her and headed for the
basement stairs, bounding down them two at a time.

"Aunt Carol and the kids are here," a petite aunt in the corner commented without looking up.

"Here, dear. I think we could all use some wine. Would you do the honors?"

Maggie smiled a weak smile and set up a wine-pouring station on the table.
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