What's on the Menu?
My niece Molly came up with this final exam bonus question: "If professor Maahs operated a restaurant, what would it be called and what would it serve?
Name of Restaurant |
Explanation/What would be served |
| Vikings Suck | Hamburgers, fries and cheese....there would also be a lot of beer because Wisconsinites love to drink heavily. |
| The Forest | Professor Maahs would only be allowed to wear a preying mantis costume to work, and all of the other workers would be dressed as different animals. The only animal that would not (and I mean NOT) be acceptable, is any type of deer. The only deer is on the menu as venison. |
| Professor Maahs' Beer and Cheese Emporium | The beer selection would consist of Milwaukee's Best, PB, and that's about it. |
| Pointy Headed Pizza Parlor | It would serve pizza of course, but only gourmet pizza with ingredients that no one could pronounce or identify. |
| The Cheese Head | There would be T.Vs that continually played all the worst Vikings plays, and pictures of Favre throwing interceptions, crying, and getting sacked. |
| Recidavittles--"Food so Good its Criminal" | Menu of all venison. |
| Madness Infection | The name will gross out most of the general public. The restaurant would serve everything from cow tounge to people feet since professor Maahs has no compassion for students, and cannot sympathize with others. |
| Maahs' Tenderloin Inn | All venison, trail cameras instead of security cameras, coat racks of antlers, wait staff in camouflage, salt blocks on tables (instead of salt shakers). |
| The Pointy Headed Diner | Only dishes killed via hunting and fishing...delivery via the Metro. |
| Maahs' Mouthful of Critters | Only meats--no salads or other things of that nature. Beverages are all beers from Wisconsin or Mountain Dew. |