Fri Oct 13 10:14:58 CDT 2006

Retire early in 10 Steps 

Infinite Weasel Vests using 1 walleye and a bat:

1. Take walleye and place it in a jar in the sun.  Let it rot.
2. Wait until a large amount of oil (aka 'the good stuff') appears on
   top of the walleye parts.
3. Scrape off and spread oil over left arm.
4. Wait until 3 or 4 weasels attach to you arm, this should not take
long.  Club weasels using bat with right arm.
 - variant: Reverse arms if left handed.
 - variant: Use both arms and a give a friend the bat to increase
            productivity in areas of high weasel population.
5. Remove tails from deceased weasels, place in box.
6. Grind up remaining weasel into walleye chum. Use chum to attract
   fish to areas near boat.  Club walleye.
7. Place walleye into jars and distribute. Repeat steps 1-7 as necessary.
8. Mail box to someone's mom (mom's sew best). Have the moms make
   vests out of the tails.
9. Sell vests.
10. Retire