Wut up, Snuggles!

I had a good time playing pool with you last Saturday :) It was hilarious when you hit Zac in the nose with the cue ball, ha ha ha. . . If you want I could help you out with that some time ;)

Anyway, I remeber you mentioned that you love elephants and I thought you may be interested in purchasing my pet elephant named Sugar. He is a riot. He gives a person great company whenever you are a little lonely. He always has the right thing to say and will make you laugh until you turn purple. In fact, he is purple. I bet this was a direct cause of a time he laughed hysterically. Probably when he got a bug tattooed on his right ankle. Totally rad! He also enjoys surfing. So if you ever want to go catch a wave, he's your elephant! I hear he won the elephant surfing competition back in 2003. Cool, huh?! I hear you want to be an elementary school teacher and you are having a little trouble with your multiplication problems. Well, believe it or not, Sugar is a whiz at multiplication. He can help you out anytime. Bring him to class and he could help you out there too! I bet the little kids would just love him. They could ride him all day! So, if you ever need a friend, a surfing buddy, or a teacher's assistant, or just a good time. Give me a call and I will give you Sugar at the awesome price of $50! Think about it. Sugar needs you and you need Sugar!

Your pool pal,
BlurgusSam