Hey Goose, waz up?!
  I was wondering if you know what time dance practice is at tomorrow?  I had my schedule somewhere, but I must have lost it!  I think I'm starting to lose my memory in my old age ;) !!  You laugh now, but just wait until you get to be my age!  Hopefully you're still dancing then, there's nothing in the world like dance, I just love it SO much don't you?!?  Of course, you probably love music just as much since you're so good at playing the Kazoo!!  Are you ready for summer??  I sure am!!  Life rules! I can't wait to get back into the swing of lifeguarding!!  Are you excited to be back at work again, begging?!?  I bet you are!!  Sometimes I just sit in my lifeguard chair and sing and sing and sing!  (I don't want to "toot my own horn" here, but I sure am good at singing!)  Wow!  The only problem I have with lifeguarding is the sun makes my lips get sooo chapped!  I suppose it's twice as bad for you since you always eat your chapstick hey?  That strawberry chapstick sure is delicious...or so you tell me!  Hey I was going to ask you...how is your cosmic marriage to Mt. Girl going for you?  My love life just took a big crap on me...I found out that my "S.O." is related to me thru marriage!  Boy does that suck!  At least we weren't married yet I guess!  Boy I'm hyper today!! I'm ALWAYS hyper!!  YAY for hyperness!!  Well anyway Goose, will you let me know when dance practice is?  I'll be busy straightening up my room!! Ciao!!
-Manhands