From: shorty@tattoou.edu
To: dredgeface@tattoou.edu
Subject: god your tat is fricken awesome


Whats up dredgemastero!

I'm just sitting around, you know, in front of those hot freshmen dorms, oh man! Its so sweet that you just got done traveling for 20 years, that must have been a trip! That means you've pretty much been traveling since you were 1 seeing as how you're only 21 years old, speaking of that man, we should get a frickin beer sometime soon and celebrate, except this time you can't yell at strangers, god I'll never forget that one time when those guys tryed to kick the crap out of us because you friggin yelled at them, jeez. I still can't get that damn 34th marshmallow in my damn mouth man, I keep trying but I just can't do it! Dangit! So I got this new inventions right, its gonna make me a fricken millionare man. You still doing that lame zoology thing, thats totally lame, but you might be able to help me out with my get rich quick scheme. I gotta get out of my lame pizza delivery job. Well anywho, I gotta be getting back to oogling the ladies man, hope you're signifigant other up in africa or alaska or wherever she's from is doing well. Oh yeah, sorry, your tattoo is really sweet man, you should check mine out its totally zoosh. Later!